Tuesday, April 15, 2008

15 months of facebook status messages

I'm going to post 15 months' worth of status messages from facebook. *reminiscing time*

Yesterday:

Paul knows a story about Dave Matthews poop!

10:02pm

April 13

Paul : "What's in a name?" Two A's, an M, an E and an N. That's what.

11:11pm

April 10

Paul has realized it's gonna take a hella long time to write this musical composition.

6:07pm

Paul never realized how much of a bitch it is to organize thoughts for melodies/ harmonies/ countermelodies/ whatever into definite parts for specific instruments.

4:14pm

April 9

Paul (gasp) actually wants to GO OUTSIDE!? It's about time spring got the best of me.

10:40pm

Paul has (HOLY SHIT) POKEMON CARDS!!! WANNA PLAY ME? haha, I'm such a dork.

8:26pm

April 8

Paul says, fuck Darles Chickens. I'm happy when it rains.

8:04pm

April 6

Paul is back at friggin school.

11:38pm

April 4

Paul is marvelling at this weekend's weather forecast http://weather.wgntv.com/US/IL/Chicago.html. Tom is a beast.

March 27

Paul : Who can take a rainbow| implant it in your brain | and make sure you do more acid so the image doesn't leave| until you scream in pain? (answer on wall).

11:09pm

March 26

Paul needs a new profile picture.

9:56am

March 24

Paul speaks fluent Dumbass.

10:47pm

March 20

Paul just updated the 07-08 quote wall! Check it out (it's a note)!

12:47pm

Paul has Life on Mars by David Bowie stuck in his head, because the chord progression just before the chorus is OWNAGE.

10:25am

March 19

Paul thinks that if God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD.

11:17pm

March 18

Paul is really sleepy this week.

6:59pm

March 12

Paul thinks honesty box is a load of crap. If you want to say something about me, say it to my face and don't be a chicken. I promise I won't get pissed.

9:45pm

March 10

Paul is devoid of academic motivation. I'm done with this shit.

10:45pm

March 6

Paul is getting impatient because spring sure is taking its sweet-ass time in getting here! Come on already!

2:58pm

Paul shbleah.

2:42pm

March 4

Paul : lol...it says "compare yourself with you" on my profile...wait, when the hell did I add that application?

10:27pm

February 27

Paul is a pineapple with rabies.

7:49pm

February 25

Paul is NOT ACCEPTING APPLICATION INVITATIONS. YEASH.

10:05pm

Paul is not gay, but he won't get in the way.

4:08pm

February 20

Paul thinks the awkward turtle is stupid. "Hey! Let's bring up the fact that situation is awkward and make it MORE AWKWARD!" Wtf?

10:31pm

February 19

Paul always tells himself, there can't be any fuckers worse than this! And then I find out that there are. Fuck you, WBC.

12:36pm

February 13

Paul is as wiped as a baby's ass.

8:37pm

February 11

Paul is lolling to the fact that Czerny wrote "LOL" in an email to him.

10:27pm

February 7

Paul 's like, STOP PLAYING GAMES DANGIT!

10:50pm

Paul likes girls. I want to talk about girls.

9:14pm

Paul likes coming up with good ideas.

12:27am

February 5

Paul can't think of anything to write here.

10:28pm

Paul feels sick physically but great emotionally...I guess that's what pizza does to me.

12:14pm

February 2

Paul needs to get his ass out of the room once in a while, geez. I did NOTHING today,.

7:08pm

February 1

Paul TOTALLY CALLED IT! I KNEW IT SINCE WED. NIGHT! OH! OH! WHAT! WHAT!

4:33pm

January 31

Paul is hoping for a snow day, tomorrow....

10:27pm

Paul has just realized...with email, people from another COUNTRY can spam you with no extra charge. Greeeeeat.

10:36am

January 29

Paul thoroughly cherishes I-days now.

12:09am

January 24

Paul can see why people are calculating that the days from 1-21 to 1-24 are statistically the most depressing days of the year.

9:26pm

Paul thinks that weather this cold makes him want to wear shorts on Saturday...It's going to warm all the way up to THIRTY!...Holy CRAP, what am I saying?

9:26am

January 23

Paul is tired of the cold...and just tired in general.

6:55pm

January 19

Paul likes pizza.

1:13pm

January 18

Paul <(!).

11:58am

January 16

Paul is looking forward to the snow, even if it's only 1-2 inches...but HOLY CRAP! It's supposed to be in the LOW SINGLE DIGITS ON SATURDAY!

11:53pm

Paul is a person.

11:27pm

January 15

Paul was less than four hundred points from beating the last level of the USA Challenge...BALLS!

8:23pm

Paul is aggravated by all of the scholarships who only are open to very specific niches...I bet I could get more money for college if I eat pinecones and shit gold.

12:07pm

January 14

Paul says "SAY NOTA DOTA!".

7:51pm

January 13

Paul is ok.

1:58pm

January 12

Paul is trying to keep his wits as he observes how many realize the world is going to hell, few do anything about it, and most simply try to ignore it and be happy.

12:11am

Paul is uttering a sigh of relief, but still extremely bitter.

12:08am

January 10

Paul is extremely bitter.

11:20pm

January 8

Paul likes sleep.

12:22pm

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