Love is real. I know because I have discovered it firsthand.

In order to experience love, you must achieve the following objectives:
1. Be in touch with your emotions
2. Realize that your purpose on life is to improve the world around you
3. Know what to look for and what criteria are important
4. Know what criteria are NOT important and should be ignored altogether
5. Have an ideology that is well-developed enough to converge with other well-developed ideologies
6. Don't be self-centered
7. Be open-minded