NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

TO MAKE 2010 HAVE LESS SUCK:

1. Be more blunt and honest to people.
2. Stop posting tweets to people in which the subject is ambiguous.
3. Make my breath not stink.
4. Do some basic calisthenics when I get up in the morning.
5. Stop being so selfish, only focusing on building up my future, and serve some life purpose in helping other people.

2009. What a Load of Bullshit

Whether it comes to the news or personal experience, 2009 was a year of demented retarded bullshit: sick, twisted occurrences happening in place of what I felt should have been dreams coming true.
The media once again chooses to worry about stupid shit when important things are happening at the time.
A friend with conservative quiet roots manages to get knocked up.
Someone I considered my best friend makes a rash life decision without even telling me.
Some family decides to create a scene as if their kid is in a giant opaque (so you can't see inside) balloon when he really isn't, and has the media lie to thousands.
I learned that getting together with someone from the internet is probably not a good idea, when you learn that the person relies on the internet for social interaction almost entirely--because that signifies a PROBLEM.
And much, much more.
2009, suck my dick. 2010, you better not fuck up that bad.